coldfirefx: hey!

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

coldfirefx: werd up foo

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: sup dawg

coldfirefx: chillin

coldfirefx: yo

coldfirefx: werd to my dead hommies

coldfirefx: represent 4 life, dawg

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hell yah

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: pour some of this forty to my hommies that got killed

coldfirefx: LOL

coldfirefx: that sounds REALLY funny coming from a 14 year old

coldfirefx: lol

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: throw some gummy bears on the ground for all my hommies in detention

coldfirefx: ROFL!

coldfirefx: LOL thats better

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

coldfirefx: hey

coldfirefx: i went to a strip club tonight

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: fo realz

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: how was it

coldfirefx: lol it was awsome

coldfirefx: i got a lap dance

coldfirefx: shit was $$$ dude

coldfirefx: 75 bucks

coldfirefx: i didn't buy it tho

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: was she hot?

coldfirefx: yaah, they ALL are

coldfirefx: it wasn't topless dude

coldfirefx: it was full nude

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: shaved vagina?

coldfirefx: ROFL

coldfirefx: watch the language Mr. 14

coldfirefx: but yaah

coldfirefx: they were pretty groomed

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: fuck you

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: big wide nipples

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: or small nice ones

coldfirefx: ewwww

coldfirefx: ewww @ big nipps

coldfirefx: that shits gross

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: so its small nice ones

coldfirefx: hey

coldfirefx: why the fuck are you using my font?

coldfirefx: lol

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: Chris Jr.

coldfirefx: ROFL

coldfirefx: what font you using?

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: Arial

coldfirefx: mine is trebuchet MS

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: ok

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: we look more alike

coldfirefx: wtf?

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i just changed it

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: lol

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: =P

coldfirefx: ha

coldfirefx: monkey

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

coldfirefx: sup bitch

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: shouldnt be talking if i was you

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: thats ugly

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: you can keep it

coldfirefx: werd

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

coldfirefx: wut niggah

coldfirefx: f00

coldfirefx: u tripp|n

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: I gonna ownz j00

coldfirefx: fo sheez!?

coldfirefx: hey

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hell yah DAWG

coldfirefx: have you ever argued with a school teacher?

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: yah

coldfirefx: ok

coldfirefx: want to hear my theory?

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: ok

coldfirefx: YOU OWN ALL YOUR TEACHERS

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: why?

coldfirefx: because YOUR and your parent's tax dollars pay their salarys

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

coldfirefx: im serious!

coldfirefx: you own your teachers

coldfirefx: strait up

coldfirefx: so

coldfirefx: next time you argue with a teacher

coldfirefx: tell him/her that you own them

coldfirefx: lol

coldfirefx: "chris, go back to your seat"

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahaha

coldfirefx: "i did NOT give you permission to speak, Mrs Mussak"

coldfirefx: ROFL

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: your last name is Mussak?

coldfirefx: no you moron thats my teacher

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

coldfirefx: yaah

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: do that

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

coldfirefx: brings back memories

coldfirefx: shit

coldfirefx: that was in 10th grade

coldfirefx: well

coldfirefx: she shut up after i explained my theory

coldfirefx: lol

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahah

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: So, how was your highschool life

coldfirefx: fuck high school dude

coldfirefx: its bullshit

coldfirefx: all busy work

coldfirefx: i didn't learn 1 fuckin valuable thing in HS

coldfirefx: high school was the climax of my party years

coldfirefx: who has time for study when you party hard

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahah

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: man

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i dont know why you need school

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: only thing you need to know it is to add/subtract/divide/multiple

coldfirefx: you DONT

coldfirefx: dude

coldfirefx: no kidding

coldfirefx: your parents can teach you all the shit in like a week lol

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: and know how to read at a 8th grade level but your good maybe not writing

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: fo realz

coldfirefx: i read at college level

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahaha

coldfirefx: biotch

coldfirefx: lol

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: read this

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: Fuck You!

coldfirefx: durrr?

coldfirefx: me say you thunk err?

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: you know

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i am smartest kid in chicago public schools

coldfirefx: no your not

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: well for 3rd to 8th

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: yes i am

coldfirefx: no your not!

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i swear

coldfirefx: im smarter than you are

coldfirefx: lol

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: the test is like this

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i said chicago

coldfirefx: what, is chicago some dumb fuck country?

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: by % of how smarter you are than the people who take the test

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahah

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: and i got 100%

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: so i am smarter than all

coldfirefx: lol

coldfirefx: moron

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: actually, they lost my test so they gave me 100%

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: lol

coldfirefx: if you were smartest kid in chicago

coldfirefx: you would have scolorships all lined up to like harvard

coldfirefx: ROFL

Sw33t Vi3t l30i:

coldfirefx: WINNER BY DEFAULT

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hell yah!

coldfirefx: gotta love default

coldfirefx: word up

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i got the papers to prove it to

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i'll scan it 1 day

coldfirefx: hey

coldfirefx: when you get to HS

coldfirefx: don't worry about grades

coldfirefx: just have a good time

coldfirefx: trust me

coldfirefx: if you don't

coldfirefx: you will regret it

coldfirefx: i had a GREAT time

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i'll do the same

coldfirefx: werd

coldfirefx: hey, you a virgin?

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: yes

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: and prove of it!!!!!

coldfirefx: hook up in 9th grade

coldfirefx: just so you can say you did

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahaha

coldfirefx: i wish i hooked up in 9th grade

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: so who you lose your virginity to?

coldfirefx: uhhh my g/f

coldfirefx: oh wait

coldfirefx: i mean

coldfirefx: a prostitute

coldfirefx: yaah

coldfirefx: haha

coldfirefx: that would SUCK

coldfirefx: imagine losing it to a prostitute

coldfirefx: LMAO

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: lol

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahah

coldfirefx: hey

coldfirefx: if your mom looked the same as jeniffer lopez

coldfirefx: would you fuck her

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: what age did you lose it?

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: yah

coldfirefx: are you serious?

coldfirefx: hmmm

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hell yah

coldfirefx: i lost it in 11th grade dude

coldfirefx: 16 years old

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: drug her ass

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: and then fuck her

coldfirefx: 15 or 16

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: lol

coldfirefx: i forget

coldfirefx: yaah, drug your mom

coldfirefx: LOL

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: wasnt your ass scared or anything

coldfirefx: to drug my mom?

coldfirefx: ???

coldfirefx: was i scared to drug my mom?

coldfirefx: i never did

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i mean

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: scared to have sex the first time

coldfirefx: hell yes!

coldfirefx: hey

coldfirefx: when you get done for the first time

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: like "Oh shit, what hole to stick it in

coldfirefx: it feels like a huge weight is off your shoulders

coldfirefx: LOL i know where everything goes moron

coldfirefx: thats why they invented porn

coldfirefx: for 13 year olds

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: LOL!!!!!

coldfirefx: to know where to stick it

coldfirefx: haha

coldfirefx: man

coldfirefx: i should sell my advice

coldfirefx: really

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: to where

coldfirefx: i should speak at conferences

coldfirefx: for $$$

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahaha

coldfirefx: million bux

coldfirefx: haha

coldfirefx: i should speak to 1st graders

coldfirefx: "see, the dick goes in the pussy here"

coldfirefx: "if you don't have sex, your gay"

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

coldfirefx: rofl

coldfirefx: imaging saying that to 1st graders

coldfirefx: LOL

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: tell your son man

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: he needs to know

coldfirefx: lol

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i think when you first had sex

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: you were a 1 min man

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahahahahaa

coldfirefx: "ok kiddies, don't stick your cocks in ass holes"

coldfirefx: "that would mean you are fukin faggots"

coldfirefx: hahahahahaha

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: am i right?

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: 1 minute man

coldfirefx: fuck no

coldfirefx: it takes a while the first time

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: if you saw the small print....DEDICATED TO Chris

coldfirefx: gotta get the ropes

coldfirefx: ha

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: so how long you last?

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: 2 mins?

coldfirefx: nah

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i know 5 is MAX

coldfirefx: all night long

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: wtf

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: you must be watching alot of porn

coldfirefx: nope

coldfirefx: dude

coldfirefx: if your with a chick

coldfirefx: you can go forever

coldfirefx: if your beatin your meat

coldfirefx: you can go like 3 times tops

coldfirefx: then you get limp

coldfirefx: LOL

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: your daddy teach you

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: gurls can go forever

coldfirefx: yes, my daddy tought me

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: fo realz?!

coldfirefx: WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP QUESTION WAS THAT

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: oh

coldfirefx: no you moron

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: haha

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: you seen that commerical where his dad talks to his son about having sex and he holds a babie doll and a baseball guy?

coldfirefx: girls can go forever huh???

coldfirefx: i have lasted longer than all the girls i have been with

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: damn

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: do you do it slow as hell

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: to not cum

coldfirefx: dude

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i think your Fast n Furious in bed

coldfirefx: by "last long"

coldfirefx: i mean 1 after another after another

coldfirefx: not 1 LONG one

coldfirefx: just many consecutive

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: damn

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: how many condoms you use?

coldfirefx: i don't use them

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: so how many times you already had sex

coldfirefx: would't it be a little scary if i had counted...

coldfirefx: probably 100+ for sure

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: 2?

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: 100!!?!?!!?

coldfirefx: not 100 different girls

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: are you a porn star

coldfirefx: NOT 100 DIFFERENT GIRLS

coldfirefx: actually

coldfirefx: i have sex every day

coldfirefx: so 500+

coldfirefx: bitch

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: everday?!

coldfirefx: yup

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: damn, your GF must be a freaky ass bitch

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: HORNY AS HELL

coldfirefx: dude

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: She wants some Chris's Dick

coldfirefx: do you REALLY think im at school ALL day?

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: no, i think your in the bathroom taking a crap or at 7-11

coldfirefx: lol

coldfirefx: 7-11

coldfirefx: school

coldfirefx: sex

coldfirefx: school

coldfirefx: sex

coldfirefx: home

coldfirefx: internet

coldfirefx: there you go

coldfirefx: day in teh life of chris

coldfirefx: those are week days

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: shit man, she giving you alot of sex

coldfirefx: weekends = CAR CAR CAR

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i would think sex would be boring

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahaha

coldfirefx: sex aint boring the way we do it

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: doggy style?

coldfirefx: lets just say

coldfirefx: it doesn't always involve the penis and the vagina

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: you tried all

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: wtf

coldfirefx: lol

coldfirefx: let me give you a hint

coldfirefx: my girlfriend has an inny bellybutton

coldfirefx: its just weird shit like that

coldfirefx: keeps it interesting

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i dont get it

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahaha

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: more hints

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahaha

coldfirefx: ok

coldfirefx: i stick my penis...

coldfirefx: in her belly button

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: -_-

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: thats just plain nasty

coldfirefx: and rub like a mofo

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: belly fucker

coldfirefx: AND

coldfirefx: you stick your dick inbetween the tits

coldfirefx: squeeze them together

coldfirefx: and pump like a doggy

coldfirefx: hey

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahah

coldfirefx: you do that to a chick...

coldfirefx: she will be all yours

coldfirefx: if you listen to me...

coldfirefx: by your senior year in HS...

coldfirefx: you will have the BEST fuckin reputation

coldfirefx: LOL

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

coldfirefx: "yaah, this vietnamese kid fucked me in my bellybutton"

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahahahahaa

coldfirefx: see, then that rumor spreads

coldfirefx: you become "the man"

coldfirefx: and eventually

coldfirefx: you fuck every hott chick in HS

coldfirefx: do it different every time

coldfirefx: i have about 1000000 different ways to do it

coldfirefx: im a freak

coldfirefx: werd up

coldfirefx: save this conversation

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: wtf

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: hahaha

coldfirefx: refer back to it when needed

Sw33t Vi3t l30i: i am